Top Eight Mystery Food Items

Real food items found in print, but not necessarily eaten!

8. "Piquancy Flavor" Potato Chips (We think this meant pepper flavor)

7. Lrritable Scalloped Kidney (Your kidney would be Lrritable, too, if it was scalloped)

6. Explodes Fried Beef Bean (Watch out for that first bite!)

5. The Licken Cooks Egg (It's why the licken crossed the road)

4. Fries The Chicken Intentnal Organs (Most parts are intentnally edible, aren't they?)

3. Explodes The Dried Bean (If you survive the first bite, watch out for the second!)

2. Jixified Powder (CAUTION: Do not under any circumstances, mix with item #3!)

1. The Daily Family Activity (Use your own imagination to figure out this one)